December 9, 2009 § 4 Comments
Yesterday, a Rated R Rihanna tells Starpulse that she’s open to The Vajayjay. “All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes,” Rihanna philosophizes. “I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.”
Exciting! It’s rare that a pop-sensation (read: Adam Lambert is not yet a pop sensation) admit to bisexuality. Maybe RiRi is just sick of men.
What if she got with Lady GaGa? That would be a trip…
November 22, 2009 § Leave a comment
I’m walking around Union Square yesterday and I see that there’s a new Best Buy, in the same spot as the old Circuit City. What a bitch slap to Circuit City! I’ve always liked Best Buy better, anyway. Besides, it’s better that BB go there than a, like, Wal-Mart.
The new store is huge – at 48,000 square feet – and they have everything, even – wait for it – musical instruments and DJ equipment. Now your totally cool NYU-East VIllage band can practice – free!
On Monday, November 23 pop-diva Rihanna signs copies of her new album, Rated R at the new Best Buy. Are you gonna be there? I’m thinking about it…mostly to see what she’ll be wearing.
November 17, 2009 § Leave a comment
Better watch your back, Sasha Fierce! Looks like a new fashion bitch is in town. One of my favorite fashion icons is making the publicity rounds, ‘cuz her next album is about to drop. So she needs to be all over the press, natch. And what better way to draw attention to yourself than wearing increasingly ridiculous clothes?
Apparently, our beloved glamazon’s been researching fashion styles – probably to go along with her new album. Says RiRi: “In the past few months I’ve done a lot of research in the fashion world because I wanted to work with a bunch of designers that are kinda underground, people who aren’t the obvious.” RiRi’s even been spotted in some of my favorite designers: Gareth Pugh, McQueen, and Rick Owens. Way to work the goth chic.
If you ask me, RiRi out-fierces Beyonce’s any day. Rihanna is so high fashion it’s sickening. To me, being high fashion means anticipating the photograph – you always look like an editorial. Little miss Beyonce has no innate fashion sense. But does she need one? This bitch could sing an album of Nutritional Facts and I would buy it. Rihanna’s a fashion icon, and B’s a voice-box.
But B u still my girl, though!