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December 22, 2009 § Leave a comment
Looks like the rest of the world is still way more advanced than us backwater Americans. Mexico City is soon to join the rosters of places where gays can get hitched. That’ all great and all, but like, when is New York gonna step up to the plate?!?!?!
December 9, 2009 § 4 Comments
Yesterday, a Rated R Rihanna tells Starpulse that she’s open to The Vajayjay. “All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes,” Rihanna philosophizes. “I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.”
Exciting! It’s rare that a pop-sensation (read: Adam Lambert is not yet a pop sensation) admit to bisexuality. Maybe RiRi is just sick of men.
What if she got with Lady GaGa? That would be a trip…
November 23, 2009 § 2 Comments
November 23, 2009 § 2 Comments
Ugh oh! America is up in arms over Adam Lambert’s performance at the American Music Awards last night. In the middle of his performance, Adam puts this dudes head in his sparkly crotch (1:00). Fun! ABC didn’t like it, obvi.
If you ask me, he did it all for sensationalism. His performance wasn’t that great. But at least we’re all talking about it, right? He was largely out of tune the whole time and did the whole Adam Lambert Screams A Lot thing. Also…there was waaay too much shit going on, as if to distract from his lack of stage presence. Bitch, u ain’t slick!
Also??? Why was he wearing a suit?!?!?!?!
That said, I really hope Adam keeps pushing boundaries in his performances. Next time, put a gloryhole on stage! If Lady Gaga be ridiculous, so can you! I mean, it’s likely that the virtual BJ was motivated by the bad press Adam got from The Gays that he wasn’t being The Saviour to All Gays. Whatever. What more do you want from him? He came out, and he did it in Rolling Stone for crying out loud. Not every gay has to be the spokesperson for gay rights. Now at least we know Adam’s a gay, and not only that, but a top.
November 21, 2009 § Leave a comment
Omg, do you watch White Collar? It’s a new white-collar crime thriller-dramedy on the USA Network. The show’s about Neil Caffrey (played by Matt Bomer) who was once a white-collar criminal and who now secretly works for the FBI. He helps them solve high-end crime and stuff.
Blah Blah Blah. All that really matters is that the lead character is amahzing. Like…scorching hot. Plus, he’s a big-ole gay!
When I saw advertisements for White Collar in the subway I nearly passed out. And when the show’s actually on, I couldn’t care less about who got murdered/what got stolen, etc. I’m looking at Matt Bomer. Because, um, that’s what the show is really about. I’m sure the execs over at USA were all, “Put this dude in a show and everybody will watch it.” Yup. It’s funny how desperate TV studios can get for viewers. Look at how they even made the show’s logo match Bomer’s crisp blue eyes. Aww.
November 17, 2009 § Leave a comment
Why isn’t Wanda Sykes ever funny when she needs to be?!?!
I just watched episode numero deux of The Wanda Sykes Show. But, like, I have a feeling Wanda’s about to get canceled. Wanda, girl – better pay your water bill now before yo’ shit gets cut off!! I’ll see u at the check-cashing joint.
Wanda, u know I love u and I would have, like, 10,000 of your babies. But the shit’s not funny. And I know you know it’s not funny, either. I mean, I think I eeked out a “hee” or two, but you are the funniest damn dykon on the planet. I should be rolling over in a bed of sequins unable to contain myself.
Oh well. At least the format of the show is inneresting: “celebrity” guests sit at “Wanda’s Bar” and drink liquor – haaaaaay! A tranny fierce, fierce tranny drag queen is the on-stage, off-screen presence. I kinda want to hear what s/he has to day.
If you ask me, the show is trying way too hard to imitate the inimitable Chelsea Lately. The raunch. The roundtable. The weird side-kick. Wanda: stop trying to be funny, and just be funny.
Or maybe Wanda just doesn’t translate to the local networks. I think she’d be better – and have more creative freedom – on E!
All’s I’m saying is: Our comedic Lord and Saviour has been given more pointless roles than Jennifer Lopez. I would just love to see her on a show that doesn’t get canceled.