Top Ten (Or Eleven?) Supermodels

December 3, 2009 § 4 Comments

Alright, kids. So I made a list of the ten hotteset models. Yay! I guess I’ve got models on the mind. So whether the dudes give you hot flashes or the girls kill you with that Eastern European Death Glare, the one thing these models have in common is HEAT. Yowza.

It’s interesting to me that my list of top ten models won’t look like yours. What do we see of ourselves in the models we like?

CHANEL IMAN  – The New Tyra Banks

My favorite of all. Chanel just walked in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. We didn’t see much of her but that’s ok – she’s the hottest black model in the game! Hopefully she doesn’t start throwin Blackberry’s at us non-model folks…

COLE MOHR – The Punk

This dude is super hot and works the rocker + androgynous + heroine chic look. If you watch the video, you can’t tell if these guys are gay or straight but, like, does it really matter? (READ: the dude in the screen grab is not Cole.) Besides, he used to be a muse for Hedi Slimane. That’s good enough for me!

GISELE – The Brazilian Bombshell

Do I really need to say anything? Look at her walk!

SEAN OPRY – The Classic Male Beauty

ASDFJK)(*@!JKLDASFG

NATASHA POLY – The Death Glare

Man, there’s nothing like an icy European Death Glare. Stare down that runway, bitch, like you bout to start a fight!

LYLE LODWICK – The Hipster

He’s kind of awkwardly shaped, but…what keeps me looking at him?

JOURDAN DUNN – The New Naomi Campbell

I love this girl. Not as much as Chanel Iman, but she knows how to work.

UNKNOWN – The Unknown Hottie

Anybody know who this guy is? Kris Van Assche uses him a lot – he’s totally hot! Glad to see a black male model that has a slightly feminine look. I’m over this Black Male Model As African Warrior shit.

JON KORTAJARENA – The Dude’s Dude.

Just-in-case you didn’t think underwear was hot enough…

AGYNESS DEYN – The Tomboy Straight Almost Lesbian

A very unlikely candidate for supermodel. A tomboy supermodel? What’s that all about?! Agy’s not a dykon, but if she were, she’d be a hot one.

GARRETT NEFF – The OMG

Praise The Lord !

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