New Jennifer Lopez Song – “Louboutins”
November 24, 2009 § Leave a comment
Jennifer Lopez is back, ya’ll, and with a new album come March 2010. It won’t be as interesting as anything Lady Gaga would do, obviously, but if the lead single is any indication, it will definitely sell like hotcakes.
JLO performed “Louboutin’s,” the first single off the album at the 2009 American Music Awards. The song is basically about a woman who’s with a “part time lover,” like all pop songs are. J.Lo is so sick of him she leaves his ass, hitting us with the red-hot chorus: “I’m moving on – I’m throwin’ on my Louboutin’s” which she repeats ten times.
For those of you who don’t know him, Christian Louboutin is the infamous French stiletto designer extraordinaire who makes larger-than-life high heels with an iconic red sole.
So when JLO says, “I’m throwin on my Louboutin’s,” it’s about power! What’s more powerful than a high-heel?? I guess it’s supposed to mean something like, “Bitch, I am not sad. I’m sick and tired of your shit. Watch me click clack right on out of here, and in style, too.” That phrase – “I’m moving on – I’m throwin on my Louboutin’s” – is going to be the next “If you like it then you shoudda put a ring on it.” You read it here first.