UPDATE: Why Are There So Many Porn “Stars” On Reality TV?

November 19, 2009 § Leave a comment

How come every time I open up my computer I’m reading about a new celebrity with a sex tape, a cock pic, a tit pic, or a reality-TV star who has a porn alter ego? Not so long ago, Jamie Foxx’s huuuuge piece appeared all over the Internets. I guess nowadays people will do whatever they can to be, like, exposed.

Emmanuel Delcour, the French hottie from Bravo’s new Chef Academy, was (ALLEGEDLY!)  the virile, super-ultra-endowed Porn-King Jean Val Jean (a name taken, by the way, from the French writer Victor Hugo’s novel Les Miserables – how clever!). What a hunk!  I’ll let you Google the incriminating evidence, money shot and all.

UPDATE: The other chefs confronted Emmanuel about whether or not he used to be a professional orgasm giver. His response? “No comment.” THE EXECS AT BRAVO TOTALS KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING!!!! Now all the womens got they pannies in a bunch.


The French Chef joins other amateur porn people like James from Big Brother 9 who got a gay BJ, courtesy of Dirty Boy Video.

If I can easily find out that these folks had a porn past, the Bravo mouthpieces must know, and they’ve got to know that The Public Will Find Out, Too. We Are Omniscient. How much you wanna bet that some gay Bravo exec was all, “Omigod yes! He’s hung. He’s beautiful. Put him on the show.”  Or maybe they don’t even care? Whatever. I bet that Frenchie’s not even a real chef. I mean, anybody can just throw some shit in a pot and heat it up. Television is all about looks. The better you look, the more more you see.

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